Evan Johnston

Evan Johnston
@etj

i wonder whether, on average, link shorteners increase or decrease a urls entropy

2023-03-05T02:39:16.025Z

Evan Johnston
@etj

interacting with alsa /neg

2023-02-18T03:46:22.215Z

Evan Johnston
@etj

> why is git send-email giving me ssl errors?
*spends like half an hour trying to debug shit*
*realizes they mispelled smtp as smpt in sendemail.smtpencencryption*
> now i'm getting different errors, what the hell?
*spends another half an hour only to realize THEY MADE THE EXACT SAME SPELLING ERROR THE NEXT LINE UP IN sendemail.smtpuser*

2023-02-12T23:33:36.954Z (has reply)

Evan Johnston
@etj

aaaa how does hardware

2023-02-12T23:16:12.686Z (has reply)

Evan Johnston
@etj
CW: drug reference

what!?? no, don't do that

2023-01-31T16:53:43.279Z

Evan Johnston
@etj

i want to crawl through the vents like a little rat boy

2023-01-24T19:14:27.184Z

Evan Johnston
@etj

when your cat sits on the new terminal keybind while you're in the other room.

2023-01-17T11:26:31.464Z (has reply)

Evan Johnston
@etj

when you drop a piece of metal on the laptop mobo on your desk and the monitor loses signal 😱

a bare unprotected laptop motherboard foolishly left on a desk which used to be the authors daily driver 2022-12-29T03:51:59.489Z

Evan Johnston
@etj
CW: food

soup <3

a bowl of noodle soup sitting on a cutting board
2022-12-27T20:52:22.658Z

Evan Johnston
@etj

if you blended whoppers and water would you get chocolate milk?

2022-12-23T00:42:01.234Z (has reply)